Soooo, I’ve been gone in what seems like FOR-EV-VVER (read: sandlot). I haven’t posted since september, but with work and grad school, I’ve still haven’t been able to catch up on my gossip blogs, let alone keep you all up-to-date on my foolishness (which is now pretty much nonexistant). Things are so bad, I didn’t even know Mariah Carey finally confirmed she was preggers! I know, ME, of all people. Yes, the world might be coming to an end. So I figured I’d give you an update with the happs on the craps of my life in a flash:
September: Survived my first full month of grad school and teaching full time. Started a weight loss program with my doctor to get B12 injections and take phentemine. It’s expensive, so i better lose some weight!
October: This was a busy month! I went to my 10 year high school reunion. Yup, I’m officially old, ya’ll. It was fun, actually! Everyone walked in like we were still at Silverado. Highlights: my boyfriend (who is 4 years older than me, grew up in NM, but went to UNLV) walks in knowing a lot of people (WTF??), the president of our school and the amazing planner of the event drunkingly letting the girls feel her post baby, milk filled boobs. Dissappointments: there weren’t any formally hot girls turned fat to make fun of, it was a small outcome, and only 2 members of “moo psi moo” showed up (moo psi moo was the clique of all the black people….which wasn’t very much). Realizations: We’re not in high school anymore. We’re officially adults and need to grow the fuck up. We need to get over the childish behaviors and get jobs/take care of our kids/get out of our mamma’s house/get a life! We’re finally over that “teenage dream” we had and compared every guy we ever dated for the past 10 years to up until we found our own “lifelong dream” to replace him with, and moved on because well, they obviously have….seeing how they’re now engaged. I love, Smitty!
I took my honey to Philly for a weekend to see an Eagles game. We had an AMAZING time filled with drinks, cheesesteaks, scraming bums, more cheesesteaks, and sports. It was the perfect getaway that we needed for the just the 2 of us!
Went to the doctor to get my fibroid on my ovary checked out, only to find that there is a hemmhoragging cyst chillin’ right next to it. Yup, they decided to become bff’s on my left ovary and make my life…and cramps…. a living hell. Enter depression mode!
November: Crazy month at work because we’re out of school almost every other day. It makes life a crazy and more stressful (just what I need). Papaers galore is the theme for grad school and I’m swamped with writing them.
December: The best month EVER! School gets out and I pull straight A’s for the first time since high school…and the only reason why I was able to do that was I was a frequent member of the “herbal remedies” club and it somehow made me a skinny genius. My birthday comes along and my boo is out of town at a football game. Sucks, but he made up for it with a beautiful boquet of flowers and a spa treatment at the Trump. Spent the night dining and dinking sangria with my girls at Firefly. Christmake break comes and boo and I exchange gifts. I get him a throwback Rggie White Eagles jersey, and Eagles encyclopedia, and the entire series…yes, ENTIRE series of Transformers….20th anniversary collectors edition. Who’s the best girlfriend? This gal! His gift for me was awesome! He wanted to get me a tote bag that I can take to work or school and put everything in. So he gets my fave: Coach! I instantly fall madly in love and hold it like a child for 10 minutes. And then we realize…wait for it…. it’s a diaper bag! He had no idea that’s what he bought so I kept it anyway. I absolutely love it! Maybe one day, I’ll be a stylish MILF with a Coach diaper bag that doubles as a tote bag when I’m at school working on my doctorate!!!!! :)
And finally, I go to the doctor to find out that the bitch of a reoccurring cyst is gone! THANK GOD!!!! So no more health scares and agaonizing cramps! Also, I’ve lost about 20 pounds. I’m about 20 pounds away from initial goal weight. From there, we’ll see if I want to keep going an lose some more or stay there. The old Sam is coming back, ya’ll. Watch out, now!!!!!